Three-year-old:
Waaaaaaa! I need uppy [being picked up] and nursing!
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| Purple fleece pants |
Me:
Ugh, I have to get the seven-year-old ready for school. I think you might be
verrrrry hungry since you haven't eaten breakfast yet. Here, have a peach.
Her:
Oh yeah! SO hungry. [Sigh. Eats peach.]
Ten minutes later.
Her:
Waaaaaaaa! I need uppy and nursing!!
Me:
Ugh. I was planning to try to do stuff, and things. So many things. Oh, I know
what it is. You're super hot in those fleece-lined winter pants you picked out.
How about we help you find something cooler to wear?
Her:
Oh, yeah! I'm SO hot!!
After
changing clothes.
Her:
I need uppy and nursing!!!
Me: To deal with the aftermath of having felt so hot.
Her. Yeah.
Me: [Sigh] Ok.